Thanatos is already well underway with the task I have assigned to him--That is, to give immediate death to every good-looking male mortal in the world. Of course, the process will take some time, as quite a line is already forming at the banks of the Styx ( Read more... )

So I've spoken to a few people, which is just wonderful! I enjoy speaking with people. Especially when they aren't swinging large swords and attempting to lop off my head. Not that anyone has really ever done that to me. Although, I might have been threatened with beheading by Flint once. Oh I can't remember anymore! Apparently being squished ( Read more... )

Salutations and greetings, all. Captain James Hook at your service. I've decide to join this little... gathering of yours. I see there are quite a few people here. Perhaps I can put together a crew of sorts. Pan and his brats killed most of my old crew in our last war. (I still won the war.)

[Typist: No, actually, he didn't.]

Silence or it's off ( Read more... )

Hello to you all. I'm Kelson Haldane, king of Gwynedd, and it is good to be a part of such an interesting company. *bows ( Read more... )

With the recent arrival of an evil tyrant enemy of mine a certain person who rather dislikes me... I would like to pose a serious question to you all. This may not apply to everyone but is, of course, open to discussion from everyone ( Read more... )

Merely as a topic of conversation--I was wondering. How long did it take each of you to come up with a unique "username" for "LiveJournal ( Read more... )

Why did she drag me here? May as well make the best of it. I'm Bel Thorne. I used to be a mercenary with the Dendarii. Then I did something stupid and Miles Miles?!? had to fire me. Now I live on a space station. Long story.

I did live there anyway. Now I'm stuck on this ball of dirt ( Read more... )

Hi, everybody! I'm Lady Sandrilene fa Toren, but Sandry works fine. I'm from the Circle of Magic books by Tamora Pierce- along with Briar, Daja, and Tris, of course. And Lark and Rosethorn and Uncle ( Read more... )

My secretary is voraciously watching a television program entitled "The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne". This ridiculous piece of cinema features myself, Passepartout, my chronicler Mr. Verne, and an entirely fictional cousin of mine going about the world in an airship and experiencing adventures involving such things as rocket-powered vampires ( Read more... )

Good evening, my fabulous book type chums! I know you have all been very anxiously awaiting me, only not. My name is Georgia Nicolson and I am a pop widow. But that is almost alright, because there is a new Sex God in town. Except that he is not exactly in town anymore, but that will be fixed too, as I am going to Hamburger-a-gogo-land a.k.a. ( Read more... )